Oh, the connotations...TTT pervy lines
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mollyringleOK. Lines from The Two Towers That Sound Especially Perverted When Taken Out of Context. Here's the list so far of those that made the cut.
In order of how they appear in the film:
SAM: I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
MAUHUR: What do you smell?
UGLUK: Man-flesh!
EOMER: How long has it been since Saruman bought you?
GRISHNAK: Ooh, they look tasty.
UGLUK: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
FRODO: I do not ask you to come with me, Sam.
GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.
SAM: You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you.
GOLLUM: Give it to usss raw...and wriggling!
FRODO: This creature is bound to me. And I to him.
FARAMIR: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.
LEGOLAS: That is no orc horn.
GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot.
LEGOLAS: Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
GIMLI: I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
PIPPIN: It’s too big for us.
GIMLI: Toss me. Don't tell the elf. [That has GOT to be the most obvious one of all.]
TREEBEARD: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. [I'm going to hell for that one. But it cracks me up.]
FRODO: I can't do this, Sam.
SAM: I know. It's all wrong.
...There were several that I considered, but ended up cutting because they were just a tad too subtle ("Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam") or repetitive (countless times Gollum says "Come, hobbits, come"--would've gotten lame very shortly).
Can be updated and edited once we get a proper transcript. This one, upon closer inspection, is still missing bits. But still a valuable and worthwhile achievement.
In order of how they appear in the film:
SAM: I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
MAUHUR: What do you smell?
UGLUK: Man-flesh!
EOMER: How long has it been since Saruman bought you?
GRISHNAK: Ooh, they look tasty.
UGLUK: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
FRODO: I do not ask you to come with me, Sam.
GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.
SAM: You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you.
GOLLUM: Give it to usss raw...and wriggling!
FRODO: This creature is bound to me. And I to him.
FARAMIR: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.
LEGOLAS: That is no orc horn.
GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot.
LEGOLAS: Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
GIMLI: I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
PIPPIN: It’s too big for us.
GIMLI: Toss me. Don't tell the elf. [That has GOT to be the most obvious one of all.]
TREEBEARD: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. [I'm going to hell for that one. But it cracks me up.]
FRODO: I can't do this, Sam.
SAM: I know. It's all wrong.
...There were several that I considered, but ended up cutting because they were just a tad too subtle ("Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam") or repetitive (countless times Gollum says "Come, hobbits, come"--would've gotten lame very shortly).
Can be updated and edited once we get a proper transcript. This one, upon closer inspection, is still missing bits. But still a valuable and worthwhile achievement.
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Re: Un Mas
Date: 2003-01-11 09:56 pm (UTC)OH!
Date: 2003-01-11 11:54 pm (UTC)