Oh, the connotations...TTT pervy lines
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mollyringleOK. Lines from The Two Towers That Sound Especially Perverted When Taken Out of Context. Here's the list so far of those that made the cut.
In order of how they appear in the film:
SAM: I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
MAUHUR: What do you smell?
UGLUK: Man-flesh!
EOMER: How long has it been since Saruman bought you?
GRISHNAK: Ooh, they look tasty.
UGLUK: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
FRODO: I do not ask you to come with me, Sam.
GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.
SAM: You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you.
GOLLUM: Give it to usss raw...and wriggling!
FRODO: This creature is bound to me. And I to him.
FARAMIR: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.
LEGOLAS: That is no orc horn.
GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot.
LEGOLAS: Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
GIMLI: I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
PIPPIN: It’s too big for us.
GIMLI: Toss me. Don't tell the elf. [That has GOT to be the most obvious one of all.]
TREEBEARD: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. [I'm going to hell for that one. But it cracks me up.]
FRODO: I can't do this, Sam.
SAM: I know. It's all wrong.
...There were several that I considered, but ended up cutting because they were just a tad too subtle ("Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam") or repetitive (countless times Gollum says "Come, hobbits, come"--would've gotten lame very shortly).
Can be updated and edited once we get a proper transcript. This one, upon closer inspection, is still missing bits. But still a valuable and worthwhile achievement.
In order of how they appear in the film:
SAM: I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
MAUHUR: What do you smell?
UGLUK: Man-flesh!
EOMER: How long has it been since Saruman bought you?
GRISHNAK: Ooh, they look tasty.
UGLUK: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
FRODO: I do not ask you to come with me, Sam.
GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.
SAM: You can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you.
GOLLUM: Give it to usss raw...and wriggling!
FRODO: This creature is bound to me. And I to him.
FARAMIR: A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.
LEGOLAS: That is no orc horn.
GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot.
LEGOLAS: Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
GIMLI: I’ll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
PIPPIN: It’s too big for us.
GIMLI: Toss me. Don't tell the elf. [That has GOT to be the most obvious one of all.]
TREEBEARD: Hold on, little Shirelings. I always like going south. [I'm going to hell for that one. But it cracks me up.]
FRODO: I can't do this, Sam.
SAM: I know. It's all wrong.
...There were several that I considered, but ended up cutting because they were just a tad too subtle ("Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam") or repetitive (countless times Gollum says "Come, hobbits, come"--would've gotten lame very shortly).
Can be updated and edited once we get a proper transcript. This one, upon closer inspection, is still missing bits. But still a valuable and worthwhile achievement.
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Date: 2003-01-05 12:36 am (UTC)You may be going to hell for this, but I love you for it. ;)
as do I.....
Date: 2003-01-05 01:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 12:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 12:44 am (UTC)*gaspgiggle*
Bwee!
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Date: 2003-01-05 07:20 am (UTC)Nice icon of Little Hands o' Concrete.
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Date: 2003-01-05 09:04 am (UTC)Reverently, of course. Wouldn't do to laugh at Gandalf the White.
Nice icon of Little Hands o' Concrete.
It's Trust, actually.
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Date: 2003-01-05 09:14 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-05 09:31 am (UTC)picture missing
Date: 2003-01-05 10:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 02:42 am (UTC)I seem to be corrupting everyone...
Date: 2003-01-05 11:32 pm (UTC)^_-
Re: I seem to be corrupting everyone...
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Date: 2003-01-05 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 04:08 am (UTC)haha this is so horribly amusing!
i'd never watch lotr in the same light again :P
thanks for that! :)
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Date: 2003-01-05 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-05 06:37 pm (UTC)GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
This movie was just one big ball o'innuendo. I congratulate you upon picking out the best parts. *snicker*
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Date: 2003-08-28 11:17 pm (UTC)Nice way to phrase that LMAO
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Date: 2003-01-05 08:12 pm (UTC)Aragorn's random smiles themselves had flapping my arms and chuckling itself!
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Date: 2003-01-05 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-01-06 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-06 12:56 pm (UTC)The only thing I could think of for the longest time after that were MJ/Peter references. I suppose the actual footage was shot before Spider-man came out, but still...
*waves flag*
Date: 2003-01-07 12:23 am (UTC)LOTR-TT
Date: 2003-01-07 06:47 am (UTC)~Nik
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Date: 2003-01-07 07:55 pm (UTC)GIMLI: Let’s hope they last the night.
This has got to be my favorite line ;D Thanks for sharing this -- it's hilarious.
*roflmao*
Date: 2003-01-08 05:36 am (UTC)All the more fun :D
Oh Dear...
Date: 2003-01-10 01:46 pm (UTC)MUAHAHAHA i'm corrupted
Un Mas
Date: 2003-01-11 05:14 pm (UTC)That took the cake for me! LMAO
Re: Un Mas
Date: 2003-01-11 07:23 pm (UTC)I cannot believe I didn't notice that one. (Though, technically, Gimli's at just the right height even without a box...teehee...)
Re: Un Mas
Date: 2003-01-11 09:56 pm (UTC)OH!
Date: 2003-01-11 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-11 09:08 pm (UTC)Sam: I love you Mr. Frodo. Take me here, right now.
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Date: 2003-01-11 11:58 pm (UTC)And if we're counting implication, then Legolas's "You're late. You look terrible" (to Aragorn) would translate roughly into, "You. Me. Shower. Now."
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Date: 2003-01-12 06:55 pm (UTC)Elijah Wood, now, you could think pretty easily that he enjoys a man's lovin'.
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Date: 2003-01-12 09:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-17 04:25 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-17 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-13 06:45 pm (UTC)unless you're married to him.
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Date: 2003-01-17 09:12 am (UTC)Can't help but snort loudly every time I hear that line.
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Date: 2003-01-21 01:20 pm (UTC)Glad you got that one in!