You say it's your birthday...

[mollyringle]

Woohoo! It's my birthday, and it's Friday, and it's cloudy. Thank you, weather gods. (Don't feel bad if you didn't know or remember. I didn't put the date on my userinfo, and I don't stand much on these Hallmark holidays anyhow.)

However, what I want to know is: what would you all get me, if money and influence were no object? Yes yes, I know, you'd fly me to New Zealand where the four hobbit actors and Orlando Bloom, in costume, would each give me a long kiss and a shoulder massage, and would each then tell the press that I'm the best kisser they ever encountered and that I'm also a fabulous writer who deserves widespread mass-market publication. BUT, getting beyond that, what else would you give me?

Be creative here. Think large. Gift me British Columbia and Alberta tied together in a nice purple ribbon, for instance. Or get on the web and find me a good-looking Gothic castle with a dungeon. Or the world's largest cruise ship, stocked with expensive chocolate in cold storage. You get the idea.

That should break up the monotony of the day a little. Thank you. Over and out.

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[dirae.livejournal.com]

For the birthday girlie:

The Hobbits Are All Smiles While Playing With Their… iMac

(My, they are a happy bunch... Elijah looks as if he just stumbled upon some LOTR Slash.)

For shits and grins, all_timeqb offers up a reenactment of Willi asking Roger O if he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Hee hee...really got to wonder what they're looking at there. Strangely cuddly, too, aren't they? Someday I'll DCC you a little video clip of Dominic (the one with his arm around Elijah) spontaneously kissing Elijah's hand and hugging him...see what your gaydar makes of it, because mine is picking up strange signals (in that I have trouble imagining purely straight guys kissing each other's hands). Anyhoo...

Ahh, the days of tormenting Roger! A lovely gift. It would really be perfect and bring back the old times if we could also arrange for Rog to kick us all out of the chat room and ban us. :)