Entertaining misanthropic dialogue of the day

[mollyringle]

Husband reads a piece of junk mail, then drops it on the floor dismissively.

Me: Is THAT where that goes.
S.: In the "What crap" pile.
Me: That's a laaaarge pile.
S.: Ninety-eight percent of everything is in that pile.

So true.

Comments

[maidazia.livejournal.com]

This has totally ruined the trailer for me. Everytime I see it on television I go off in fits of giggles. But I don't blame only you, so it's okay. Actually I take that back. Everytime I watch TTT I crack up at the most inopportune times now. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing when I'm in the privacy of my own home, but the last time I saw it at the cinema, people were looking at me funny. So it is all your fault. Good show!!

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Hahah... Oh, lots of stuff has ruined it for me. Notably, the Secret Diaries and the "pants" game. I almost snickered out loud when Theoden said "Where is the horse and the rider?" last time I saw TTT in the theater, because I was thinking of the Secret Diaries entry: "No, seriously, where are they? That was my favorite horse."

And as for substituting "pants" for some words in the script...oh lordy...

FotR:
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
"You draw far too much attention to yourself, Mr. Underpants."
"This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants."

TTT:
"Give me your pants, horsemaster, and I will give you mine."
"He'll pants us in our sleep!"
"300 lives of men have I walked this earth, and now, I have no pants."

Hee. :D

[(Anonymous)]

omg. i just choked myself laughing over those "pants" lines!!! they're hilarious.

i also have a TTT Parody inspired email signature, i DO hope you dont' mind, if you do, i'll remove it immediately...
(by the way, it's the "how about i squeeze your shoulder..." one)

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Fine with me...whoever you are. :)

I know; I'm apparently a five-year-old sometimes. I giggle way too much at the "pants" thing.

[maidazia.livejournal.com]

The pants one doesn't really get me yet. The two things that always stick in my head are your parody and the stuff they say on the commentary. [Which obviously I've spent entirely too much time invested in.] Like Orlando's lembas commercial. Oh boy. Who knew we could make a movie so much fun?