Entertaining misanthropic dialogue of the day

[mollyringle]

Husband reads a piece of junk mail, then drops it on the floor dismissively.

Me: Is THAT where that goes.
S.: In the "What crap" pile.
Me: That's a laaaarge pile.
S.: Ninety-eight percent of everything is in that pile.

So true.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

omg. i just choked myself laughing over those "pants" lines!!! they're hilarious.

i also have a TTT Parody inspired email signature, i DO hope you dont' mind, if you do, i'll remove it immediately...
(by the way, it's the "how about i squeeze your shoulder..." one)

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Fine with me...whoever you are. :)

I know; I'm apparently a five-year-old sometimes. I giggle way too much at the "pants" thing.