"Lust swelled within Regina's womb like a marshmallow in a microwave."

[mollyringle]

Danielle Steel has been dreadfully tame (and sometimes just dreadful) so far, so I had to make up my own bad erotic quote. But I've meaning to post this as a fun Friday poll for a while now. Given that erotica (not-quite-pornographic fiction) is selling like hotcakes these days, and given that we could all use a little extra spending money, and given also that we all know we could write better than some published authors, I ask you...

[Poll #870014]

Comments

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

It really isn't as easy as it looks. Very difficult to avoid writing things that will elicit an unintentional laugh, in my experience. The euphemisms, in particular, are snickerable.