mollyringle | Super Typhoon what now?

It is rare that the weather page I've bookmarked makes me laugh out loud. Since these things change frequently, I'll copy and highlight the relevant bit for you:

Tropical Weather:
East Pacific: Tropical Storm Otis
Western Pacific: Super Typhoon Longwang
Central Pacific: Tropical Depression Kenneth

Jokes this has already inspired in this household in the last five minutes:

"Typhoon Longwang thrusts into the islands."
"Expect a large surge with this storm."
"Longwang has his way with eastern Pacific."
"The little blue pill to treat your tropical depression..."

Go ahead; join in.

(I do apologize for anyone actually in the path of this storm. But really, the name.)