Super Typhoon what now?

[mollyringle]

It is rare that the weather page I've bookmarked makes me laugh out loud. Since these things change frequently, I'll copy and highlight the relevant bit for you:

Tropical Weather:
East Pacific: Tropical Storm Otis
Western Pacific: Super Typhoon Longwang
Central Pacific: Tropical Depression Kenneth

Jokes this has already inspired in this household in the last five minutes:

"Typhoon Longwang thrusts into the islands."
"Expect a large surge with this storm."
"Longwang has his way with eastern Pacific."
"The little blue pill to treat your tropical depression..."

Go ahead; join in.

(I do apologize for anyone actually in the path of this storm. But really, the name.)

Comments

[pokeystar.livejournal.com]

"Guam: Well, I think it might be nice if you visit with the tsunamis and Longwang.
Hawaii: Who?
Guam: The weird tropical storm in Pacific’s room.
Hawaii: I think I have a dance to go to.
Guam: Well that’s okay. Oh can you remember to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
Hawaii: I can remember lots of things. (Guam leaves the kitchen.) This is the single worst day of my entire life.
Pacific O: What the hell are you bitchin’ about? I gotta sleep under a tropical storm named after a big dork.
Hawaii: Well where am I sleeping?
Pacific O: Sofa city, sweetheart.
(Pacific O puts his headphones back on and goes back to jamming to his music.)

"Longwang's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. "


yes. I went there.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

*applause*
Hey, if no one else mentioned the Donger, I was going to, so I'm glad you went there.

That's pretty hilarious really.