Irish joke
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mollyringleSent to me in email. I'm about one-quarter Irish, so I'm allowed to tell this.
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Three Irishmen--Paddy, Sean and Seamus--were walking and stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy. "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Goodness, here's a fella that lived to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
Happy St. Patrick's Day. :)
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Three Irishmen--Paddy, Sean and Seamus--were walking and stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here," says Paddy. "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Tool. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Seamus yells out, "Goodness, here's a fella that lived to be 145!"
"What was his name?" asks Paddy.
Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."
Happy St. Patrick's Day. :)
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Date: 2004-03-16 10:06 pm (UTC)Now, this guy here 'tisn't Irish, but he plays it so in Ned Kelly. I say, we kiss 'im ;)
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Date: 2004-03-18 07:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-16 10:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-17 12:46 pm (UTC)Happy St. Paddy's day to you too.
~Jehane
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Date: 2004-03-17 03:12 pm (UTC)Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
Date: 2004-03-17 11:16 pm (UTC)" B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!
Re: Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
Date: 2004-03-18 07:21 pm (UTC)There we go. I'd have been disappointed if someone from Britain didn't have an Irish joke to contribute. :)
Re: Hahah.. 3 men in a sauna.
Date: 2004-03-19 12:14 am (UTC)