Chamber of Secrets parody underway...

[mollyringle]

Having re-read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I'm ready to start the condensed version. I hereby throw open the forum for anyone to make suggestions of jokes/criticisms/etc. that I absolutely must include. I'll list you in the credits if I do use them. I want to make sure to ask all the pertinent questions, like, "Why doesn't Hogwarts fix Ron's extremely dangerous broken wand, which is interfering with his ability to learn magic?"

One thing I'm also noticing is that it's going to be hard to parody Dobby and Lockhart. They're both already turned up to 11 on the absurdity scale. But I'll give it a shot.

Comments

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Hee! Indeed. And Draco would be writing, "Still not Heir of Slytherin."

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

And Ron's would be, "Still not Head Boy?" Which he never does get to be, though, against all logic, he gets to be a prefect. Hermione, we can all see. She's a straight-A student Er, Straight-O student, that is, and as far as the PTB know, her behavior is exemplary. But Ron?