Kinky lines from the LOTR:FOTR movie

[mollyringle]

OK, in the spirit of the most sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy, I've scrolled through the FOTR script and compiled these. Probably lines from the books could be done pretty well too. Suggestions/comments welcome.

TOP 16 MOST SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LINES FROM LOTR:FOTR FILM

"Haven't we grown curious? Most unnatural for a hobbit." - Gandalf

"I only gave your uncle a little nudge" - Gandalf

"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember." - Bilbo

"Not that one! The big one, the big one!" - Merry

"What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" - Bilbo

"I am giving it to you!" "Don't tempt me!" - Frodo & Gandalf

"I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me." - Sam

"Please don't hurt me, sir; don't turn me into anything unnatural." - Sam

"Arwen, ride hard and don't look back." - Strider

"You said you would bind yourself to me." - Strider

"It is hardly possible to separate the two of you." - Elrond

"As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales." - Bilbo

"I should very much like to hold it again, one last time." - Bilbo

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." - Boromir

"The air smells less foul down here. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf

"You will taste man-flesh!" - Saruman

Comments

[gentlymad.livejournal.com]

My favorite slashy line from Lord of the Rings - it's in the Fellowship, when Frodo is recovering in Rivendell: "At that moment there was a knock on the door, and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hastily away.… 'It's warm!' said Sam. 'Meaning your hand, Mr. Frodo. It has felt so cold through the long nights.…'"

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Indeed, that's a lovely one. What's with the blush, Sam, eh? Hmm...