Kinky lines from the LOTR:FOTR movie
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mollyringleOK, in the spirit of the most sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy, I've scrolled through the FOTR script and compiled these. Probably lines from the books could be done pretty well too. Suggestions/comments welcome.
TOP 16 MOST SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LINES FROM LOTR:FOTR FILM
"Haven't we grown curious? Most unnatural for a hobbit." - Gandalf
"I only gave your uncle a little nudge" - Gandalf
"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember." - Bilbo
"Not that one! The big one, the big one!" - Merry
"What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" - Bilbo
"I am giving it to you!" "Don't tempt me!" - Frodo & Gandalf
"I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me." - Sam
"Please don't hurt me, sir; don't turn me into anything unnatural." - Sam
"Arwen, ride hard and don't look back." - Strider
"You said you would bind yourself to me." - Strider
"It is hardly possible to separate the two of you." - Elrond
"As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales." - Bilbo
"I should very much like to hold it again, one last time." - Bilbo
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." - Boromir
"The air smells less foul down here. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf
"You will taste man-flesh!" - Saruman
TOP 16 MOST SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LINES FROM LOTR:FOTR FILM
"Haven't we grown curious? Most unnatural for a hobbit." - Gandalf
"I only gave your uncle a little nudge" - Gandalf
"Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember." - Bilbo
"Not that one! The big one, the big one!" - Merry
"What business is it of yours what I do with my own things?" - Bilbo
"I am giving it to you!" "Don't tempt me!" - Frodo & Gandalf
"I was just cutting the grass outside the window, if you follow me." - Sam
"Please don't hurt me, sir; don't turn me into anything unnatural." - Sam
"Arwen, ride hard and don't look back." - Strider
"You said you would bind yourself to me." - Strider
"It is hardly possible to separate the two of you." - Elrond
"As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon scales." - Bilbo
"I should very much like to hold it again, one last time." - Bilbo
"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." - Boromir
"The air smells less foul down here. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." - Gandalf
"You will taste man-flesh!" - Saruman
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Date: 2002-06-26 01:40 am (UTC)"Ohh, that's a nice one Sam!" - Merry. When Frodo is looking down road before the Ringwraith appears and they hide.
"There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world" - Gandalf
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel
"Nobody tosses a dwarf" - Gimli
From the book:
"I think really Bilbo preferred slipping off quietly in the end" - Gandalf
Some of those mightn't sound sexually suggestive, but they do if you think about them!! heh!
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Date: 2002-06-26 08:58 am (UTC)Yeah, I bet if we went through the books carefully, we'd turn up oodles more...
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Date: 2002-06-26 02:43 pm (UTC)