Chocolate should be eaten, not read
Feb. 4th, 2007 10:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mollyringleFrom the wrapper of a Dove Promises chocolate, Valentine's Edition:
"Sleep under the stars tonight."
Thank you, o chocolate, but this is February, as you well know, this being your special pink Valentine's Day set of wrappers-'n-messages. Most of us in the Northern Hemisphere, should we sleep under the stars, would freeze.
Unless, of course, they mean "Bag yourself some celebrity lovers (and be a bottom)," in which case, nice work if you can get it.
"Sleep under the stars tonight."
Thank you, o chocolate, but this is February, as you well know, this being your special pink Valentine's Day set of wrappers-'n-messages. Most of us in the Northern Hemisphere, should we sleep under the stars, would freeze.
Unless, of course, they mean "Bag yourself some celebrity lovers (and be a bottom)," in which case, nice work if you can get it.
