Ready.gov spoof

[mollyringle]

I think when it's been over three years since I posted a funny link, I get to post it again. So, click here (or, similarly, here) for a different and hilarious take on the Ready.gov signs. Examples:


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


Do not try to catch up on filing and paperwork during a terrorist attack.

Comments

[sopdetly.livejournal.com]

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

Like I need the government to tell me that! He skeery! :P

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Also, do not take candy from this man; and do not get into his car at a playground.
;)

[badgermirlacca.livejournal.com]

that second one.... oh dear. True. I should save it to post around the office the day before I retire....

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Those of us who are obsessive about our filing would do well to have it posted as a reminder. ;)

[kalquessa.livejournal.com]

Its a good thing there's no one out here to hear me giggle maniacally...

[modmerseygirl.livejournal.com]

Some of those were downright hilarious.....thanks for the links! :-)