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mollyringleAs a follow-up of sorts to our Typhoon Longwang story:
The new Superman is indeed a Super Man, say the gossip pages.
London - The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge.
They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun. Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of 'Superman Returns' to cover it up with digital effects.
The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
Brandon, 26, has taken over the superhero's cape from the late Christopher Reeve. Wardrobe artists have had to fit him with a special codpiece for the new film out next year. - Ananova.com
Go ahead. Let loose with the wisecracks. You know you want to. Surely we can do something with the phrase "Man of Steel."
The new Superman is indeed a Super Man, say the gossip pages.
London - The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge.
They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun. Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of 'Superman Returns' to cover it up with digital effects.
The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
Brandon, 26, has taken over the superhero's cape from the late Christopher Reeve. Wardrobe artists have had to fit him with a special codpiece for the new film out next year. - Ananova.com
Go ahead. Let loose with the wisecracks. You know you want to. Surely we can do something with the phrase "Man of Steel."
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Date: 2005-12-12 11:21 pm (UTC)OMG that rules. LOL!! SUPER COCK!
... but it doesn't bode well for a man who's tag line is "Faster than a speeding bullet". ;)
Jen
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Date: 2005-12-13 12:12 am (UTC)