Much HilariTea ensues.
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mollyringleSo, along with my SereniTea, I also have some ImmuniTea by the same makers (it contains echinacea among other things), and SensualiTea (rose petals, mint, cinnamon, hawthorn), and these folks also make mixes like FestiviTea, Mental ClariTea, and FemininiTea. This gets me thinking of other possibilities (ooh, there's one! PossibiliTea!). A preliminary brainstorming list:
PersonaliTea - Because, really, doesn't everyone need a little more of this?
PunctualiTea - Just a dash of speed to get you to your appointments on time.
DupliciTea - For the devious two-faced bastards among tea drinkers.
MorbidiTea - Herbs grown in graveyards. Special Halloween mix for the Gothier-than-thou crowd.
IncreduliTea - "You'll never believe what's in it!"
HilariTea - Licorice root and nitrous oxide. Make everything funnier today!
VaniTea - Caution: do not drink near mirror. May lose half the day in self-admiration.
AntiquiTea - We don't know how long this has been in the storeroom, but the price on the box is in Roman numerals...
AudaciTea - How dare you drink this? Really, how dare you?
RelativiTea - Drink it at the speed of light, and time will stand still for you.
Heisenberg's UncertainTea - We can tell you either what this tea will do to you, or how fast it will do it to you, but not both.
Oh God the HumaniTea - Hindenberg memorial mix. Delicate overtones of hydrogen gas and burned rubber.
SaniTea - Clearly what I need right now.
Go ahead and add more if you think of any. As you can see, this is a very productive game. :)
PersonaliTea - Because, really, doesn't everyone need a little more of this?
PunctualiTea - Just a dash of speed to get you to your appointments on time.
DupliciTea - For the devious two-faced bastards among tea drinkers.
MorbidiTea - Herbs grown in graveyards. Special Halloween mix for the Gothier-than-thou crowd.
IncreduliTea - "You'll never believe what's in it!"
HilariTea - Licorice root and nitrous oxide. Make everything funnier today!
VaniTea - Caution: do not drink near mirror. May lose half the day in self-admiration.
AntiquiTea - We don't know how long this has been in the storeroom, but the price on the box is in Roman numerals...
AudaciTea - How dare you drink this? Really, how dare you?
RelativiTea - Drink it at the speed of light, and time will stand still for you.
Heisenberg's UncertainTea - We can tell you either what this tea will do to you, or how fast it will do it to you, but not both.
Oh God the HumaniTea - Hindenberg memorial mix. Delicate overtones of hydrogen gas and burned rubber.
SaniTea - Clearly what I need right now.
Go ahead and add more if you think of any. As you can see, this is a very productive game. :)
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Date: 2002-10-24 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-24 09:57 pm (UTC)ummm...
AnonymiTea... for those troubled times when you wish you could remain nameless and faceless...
oh! oh! one more!
SeanHanniTea... a much needed sip when your obnoxious liberal friends come over!!!
hahahah I read your list and got a good laugh! THANK YOU!
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Date: 2002-10-24 10:40 pm (UTC)(Oh yeah, and I guess there's also StupidiTea, if you need to dumb down your guests...)
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Date: 2002-10-25 08:56 am (UTC)seanhanniTea?
Date: 2002-10-25 09:39 am (UTC)Re: seanhanniTea?
Date: 2002-10-25 01:12 pm (UTC)Re: seanhanniTea?
Date: 2002-10-25 10:24 pm (UTC)from a 't'
Date: 2002-10-25 09:47 am (UTC)may i reprint this on my open diary and livejournal? if so,i'll link it back to you...
i love this sort of thing.i'll bet clarity has gingko in it...though the only thing gingko did for me was clear up my hemmorhoids. how embarrassing to admit,but i guess i have no shame sometimes.or decorum.or ability to shut up. whatever. i'm done now. really.
to quote a john mayer lyric:
'i'm never speaking up again.starting now...one more thing...'
mobiliTea...oh,no i can't say it...i've said enough things that are related to the scatological for one post...and i hate scatalogical jokes!
Re: from a 't'
Date: 2002-10-25 03:33 pm (UTC)Go ahead! Glad you like it. :)
MobiliTea...hehe....well, we could always make it more innocent by calling it Upward MobiliTea and claiming it will lift you into the next tax bracket or something...
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Date: 2002-10-25 11:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-25 03:35 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-25 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-26 06:51 am (UTC)AnonymiTea - for when you really don't want to be be noticed.
NeutraliTea - a useful drink for UN officials, for instance.
I'll stop now.
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Date: 2002-10-26 07:10 pm (UTC)CaptiviTea also occurred to me the other day...for those days when you just feel trapped, I suppose.