How wide that English channel really is...(an amusing anti-French-language link)

[mollyringle]

[Edit: turns out this was a joke, as I sorta suspected it MUST be, given the creed mentioned below. But it's still funny.]

Ordinarily linguists have a creed of being mild and non-judgmental about speakers of any languages and all languages, and that's a lovely thing. Which makes it all the more remarkable (and, let's face it, hilarious) when one snaps and goes after, say, the French language. (He points out it's only fair, since French speakers have been sneering at the English language since the dawn of time.)

Excerpt:

Boy may long for girl to hold him in her warm embrace, but he won't be able to tell her that in French, because they don't have a word for "warm". They have tiède, which means "tepid", but boy doesn't long for girl to hold him in her tepid embrace. So what they use is chaud, which is the word on the hot water tap, the one that isn't froid. A language of love that was minimally functional would be able to distinguish between a warm friendship (enthusiastic discussion of topics of common interest; amicable farewell handshakes with promises to do lunch real soon) and a hot friendship (passion, heavy breathing, sudden uncontrolled couplings in shadowy doorways and on moving trains, returning home having lost underwear, midnight calls to say I have to have you right now). If boy cannot distinguish lexically between these, boy is going to be in real trouble with his relationship with girl.
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Hee.

Comments

[elfinity.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I had emergency-type situation, which is probably the most efficient (though the least pleasant) way to learn a foreign language ^_^
And to be fair, my French has really deteriorated for lack of use.

Haven't studied Russian, but I'd like to - the sound of it is so juicy and luscious. :)
heh. thanks again. You know what language sounds REALLY luscious? Ukranian. I was on a overnight train to Chernigov once (old Ukranian city) and there was Ukranian speech in the air all around, and I realized how much like a brook it sounds.

BTW, I think I never properly introduced myself on lemonlye, since I wandered here from mollyringwraith. So, um, hi? ^_^ I really hope you get published, since I enjoy reading probably just about anything you write. I just don't ever have anything useful to say.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Pleased to "meet" you! :) That's the cool thing about LJ (well, and the web in general) - conversations with people across the globe, who share common interests with you.

Thank you, as well - I hope I get published too, but even if I don't, I imagine I'll still hang around and have fun typing to you guys. :)

Hmm, Ukrainian...I bet that one's interesting as well...probably fairly easy to learn for a native Russian speaker, as they're related...