Elijah Wood is supposed to be on Primetime Glick, on Comedy Central, sometime this season. I'm looking forward to this inordinately much. I must admit a silly fondness for Martin Short, probably dating back to childhood days of Three Amigos fandom. (Also, I'm pleased to hear that he'll be playing the Gene Wilder part in the L.A. stage version of The Producers. He seems enough of a spaz to pull it off.)
Anyway, I like to think the interview will go something like this:
Jiminy Glick: In Lord of the Rings you play a homosexual, is that right?
Elijah Wood: Uh...no...I play a hobbit...
JG: But isn't there a relationship - with a gardener, I believe?
EW: With Sam. Well, Sam and Frodo are very close; they have this amazing bond; but I don't think it's portrayed as a gay relationship...
JG: It's rather incestuous, though, isn't it?
EW: Well – they're not related. Sam and Frodo aren't related...
JG: Everyone's related in tiny villages like that. Now, has it been disappointing for you, that you haven't been able to work with dolphins in any recent films, the way you used to?...
Anyway, I like to think the interview will go something like this:
Jiminy Glick: In Lord of the Rings you play a homosexual, is that right?
Elijah Wood: Uh...no...I play a hobbit...
JG: But isn't there a relationship - with a gardener, I believe?
EW: With Sam. Well, Sam and Frodo are very close; they have this amazing bond; but I don't think it's portrayed as a gay relationship...
JG: It's rather incestuous, though, isn't it?
EW: Well – they're not related. Sam and Frodo aren't related...
JG: Everyone's related in tiny villages like that. Now, has it been disappointing for you, that you haven't been able to work with dolphins in any recent films, the way you used to?...
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Date: 2003-05-07 05:54 pm (UTC)And, what's this? A new movie of The Producers?? Why mess with success?! Gene and Zero were perfection! I hate Hollywood sometimes...
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Date: 2003-05-07 06:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-07 07:01 pm (UTC)And, yeah, Elijah would be lucky to get away with so little teasing. :) I can't believe celebrities willingly sign up for that show, sometimes. Makes me wonder how much is scripted and how much is sprung upon them as a surprise.
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Date: 2003-05-07 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-07 11:03 pm (UTC)what exactly is it anyway? *doesn't have Comedy Central on cable*
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Date: 2003-05-08 04:12 am (UTC)Physhhhhhhhhhhhhhy...
Date: 2003-05-08 05:08 am (UTC)Imagine a LOTR parody made into a movie or an advert with Gollumn doing a "cameo" appearance, which is a rip-off of a Cameo stockings advert for a non-existing range called "Appearance".
You see these hands slide up a pair of legs clad in fishnet stockings and then zoom out to show Gollum all dressed up in drag and fishnet stockings, muttering "Fisshhhhhnet, yessss my precioussssss" with a voice-over mumbling something about Appearances being deceiving....
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Date: 2003-05-08 08:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-08 09:39 am (UTC)And LOL at that mock-interview... ;D
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Date: 2003-05-08 02:20 pm (UTC)Show details at: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/primetimeglick/
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Date: 2003-05-08 02:29 pm (UTC)Someone did a photo-manipulation several months back of Gollum in Lara Flynn Boyle's (extraordinarily skinny actress) gown at the Oscars, or perhaps the Emmys or something. It was disturbing, yet amusing.
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Date: 2003-05-08 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-08 02:32 pm (UTC)Matthew Broderick is lovely and cute too, of course, but in a slightly less unique way.
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Date: 2003-05-09 08:13 am (UTC)I LOVE Mel Brooks. I've seen Spaceballs, Men in Tights, The Producers, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, Young Frankenstein, The Twelve Chairs, and part of Dracula: Dead and Loving It -- someday my goal is to see every one of his films! :D
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Date: 2003-05-12 02:03 pm (UTC)Also, tiny homage to you paid by me here.