Sorry to disappoint you, web-searchers

[mollyringle]

Interesting things people have entered as search terms, which have landed them on my webpage:

how many arrows pierced isildur [sorry, I didn't count]
hagrid stripped ginny and molly [uh...]
naked eowyn kissing aragorn [again, sorry. Photoshop isn't my strength.]
do legolas and aragorn kiss [alas, no]
aragorn and eowyn make out naked [see above]
girl falls off refrigerator on broomstick [I have no idea. But my website isn't what you're after.]
when i was in taiwan i had a dog named gandalf [how nice for you]
frodo tortured by merry [heh. Domlijah dies hard.]
long-haired draco dirty harry licking greenhouse [Dirty Harry? Really?]
you can be my sugar daddy i will do whatever you want script [was that a movie?]
draco and harry kiss in detention in half blood prince [someone has made that happen; just not me or Rowling]
harry grabbed ginny and tongue moan hi mum [well, that's more or less canon, at least]
one day there was a nice house and a lady called molly she was 19 years old. she saw the nice house and molly said to herself i think i should get this house. she asked the man if she could have the house the man said yes it is 1500 ponds. molly said ok when should i pay it. the man said today or next week. she said ok ill pay it next week. the man said ok. molly went in the house and 3 years later molly died of canser. after she died a man named joe wanted the house there was a difrent man and the house [I KID YOU NOT. Who enters Google terms like this?]

To be fair, many of the fandom search terms were non-pervy. I just cherry-picked the good ones. :) And plenty of people were in fact searching for me and my works, so that was gratifying too.

Comments

[astroman-rich.livejournal.com]

I haven't checked your web stats in a while, but I'd noticed in the past that some of the stranger ones weren't just one-offs - they were used again and again and again...

[notemily.livejournal.com]

what? I thought Google limited searches to ten words. maybe they got rid of that. anyway, it's amusing.

[naill-renfro.livejournal.com]

Thanks for a day's worth of laughs in two minutes! I'm sorry to say none of those were me, not even the Hagrid one.

/Have to go lick a greenhouse now.

//1500 ponds seems like a lot of ponds for one house.

[elycia.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

The search terms are funny, but your observations on them rule. :-)

How do you find out what search terms led to your site?

[celticmommy.livejournal.com]

That last one made my brain twitch. Seriously. The others are giggle-worthy, but that last one ... just .... agh.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Odd, huh? I liked how people kept searching on "What does 'give me ambiguity or give me something else' mean". If you don't get it, you don't get it. :)

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Possibly it wasn't Google; I didn't check the web browser used. Odd, though, yeah!

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige. :)

Giggling at pond remark... imagine their mosquito problem at that house...

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :D Couldn't resist commenting.

The guy whose server is hosting my domain provided a link where I can see these stats. Otherwise I'd have no idea how.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Makes you worry about the world, doesn't it?

[astroman-rich.livejournal.com]

Ask your web hosting provider if they provide any facility for users to get that information. Awstats, for example, is a common application for gathering web statistics.

[archersangel.livejournal.com]

what people search for *shakes head*