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Chamber of Secrets, 10-minute version
Jun. 26th, 2010 09:45 amHere it is! Enjoy...
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, condensed
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lemonlye (Molly Ringle), with apologies, disclaimers, and gratitude for J.K. Rowling.
CHAPTER ONE: THE DURSLEY'S DELIGHTFUL ABODE
HARRY: (yawn) Magic.
The DURSLEYS fling breakfast everywhere in panic.
UNCLE VERNON: Go to your room! How dare you mention your offensive, abnormal lifestyle?
HARRY: It's not a choice, you bigot! I was born this way.
CHAPTER TWO: HARRY'S ROOM
HARRY finds DOBBY sitting on his bed.
HARRY: And you would be...the love child of Yoda and Jar-Jar Binks?
DOBBY: Dobby is a house elf, and is Harry Potter's number one skinny, annoying little fan!( Read more... )
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, condensed
By
lemonlye (Molly Ringle), with apologies, disclaimers, and gratitude for J.K. Rowling.CHAPTER ONE: THE DURSLEY'S DELIGHTFUL ABODE
HARRY: (yawn) Magic.
The DURSLEYS fling breakfast everywhere in panic.
UNCLE VERNON: Go to your room! How dare you mention your offensive, abnormal lifestyle?
HARRY: It's not a choice, you bigot! I was born this way.
CHAPTER TWO: HARRY'S ROOM
HARRY finds DOBBY sitting on his bed.
HARRY: And you would be...the love child of Yoda and Jar-Jar Binks?
DOBBY: Dobby is a house elf, and is Harry Potter's number one skinny, annoying little fan!( Read more... )
