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Dec. 20th, 2002 12:47 pmThis is both hilarious and educational:
What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex
Sample:
"To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren’t even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. ... But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day."
LOL
(But calm down, o traditionalists: this author says on a different page that Tolkien did not intend Frodo and Sam to be gay at all.)
What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex
Sample:
"To disappoint slash writers everywhere, there were no clear statements of elf homosexuality. There weren’t even any unclear ones. The most suggestive elf/elf pair are Fingon and Maedhros, rescuing each other and sending each other presents just because. ... But even they have less eyebrow-raising stuff going on in 500 years than Sam and Frodo managed to pack into one day."
LOL
(But calm down, o traditionalists: this author says on a different page that Tolkien did not intend Frodo and Sam to be gay at all.)
