Comedic cynicism in the home
Nov. 7th, 2006 05:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mollyringleQuotes from conversation lately, recorded mostly for my own amusement...
MOLLY: I'd rather go to Disneyland than Vegas.
STEVE: There's a race to the bottom.
MOLLY: At least Disneyland's motives are purer.
STEVE: Are they, really?
MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.
BOTH: (after a pause) Is there, really?
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STEVE takes off wedding ring in preparation for washing dishes, and makes dramatic point of putting it down on counter, as if renouncing entire marriage.
STEVE: I've had it with this crap. I ain't your baby-daddy, and I'm going on Maury Povich to prove it!
MOLLY: I'd rather go to Disneyland than Vegas.
STEVE: There's a race to the bottom.
MOLLY: At least Disneyland's motives are purer.
STEVE: Are they, really?
MOLLY: Okay, then at least there's less prostitution in Disneyland.
BOTH: (after a pause) Is there, really?
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STEVE takes off wedding ring in preparation for washing dishes, and makes dramatic point of putting it down on counter, as if renouncing entire marriage.
STEVE: I've had it with this crap. I ain't your baby-daddy, and I'm going on Maury Povich to prove it!
