Lothlorien Rhapsody
Jun. 14th, 2002 11:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mollyringleSomeone forwarded this to me...I'm putting it here for safe keeping. Hilarious!
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The CyNic Remix
(Nic Wilkinson)
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(Frodo)
Is this the real life?
Is this High Fantasy?
Must get the ring fried
By the end of the trilogy
Sent by the Eye, in black they ride, you'll see...
I'm just a Periann, I think it's time for tea
'Cos it's Isildur's precious gold, Elves are high, Dwarves are low.
Anywhere these Rings go, Halflings really matter to me, to me...
Gandalf, just me and Sam,
He's a bit slow in the head,
Got to Bree and still not dead.
Gandalf, wraith wound going numb,
now my life is ebbing all away
Gandalf, oooh, Boromir's a hefty guy,
And he says he needs the ring, but just to borrow,
Sau-ron, Sau-ron, now knows halflings really matter...
It's late, Elrond has come,
Didn't quite know what to say. Me and Pippin think he's gay.
Good luck ev'ry body - I've got to go
Gotta scarper while the orcs are chasing you....
Gandalf, ooooh, (Anywhere the Rings go)...people start to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never Ring-borne at all....
(Cool guitar riff.)
I hear the rumble of an icy avalanche
Saruman! Saruman! We can go through Khazad-Dum, though
Balrogs, flame and lightning, Gandalf's standing fighting, see!
Into Shadow - into shadow
Into Shadow - into shadow
Into Shadow let him go......
Mirrormere is far below - o - o - o - o - o
I'm just a Periann, only Sam loves me.
Aragorn and Boromir, Legolas and Gimli
Swore on their lives that they'd all protect me
Leave the ring and let me go. Will you let me go?
Boromir!
No, I will not let you go!
(Let him go!)
Boromir!
I will not let you go!
(Let him go!)
Boromir!
I will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me goooo!...
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Boromir, Boromir
Boromir, oh let me go!
Galadriel's got a mirror on the sideboard
For me, for me......
For MEEEEEEE!!!
(REALLY cool guitar riff.)
I think I can beat him and resist the Eye
The orcs want to stab me and leave me to die
Oh, Lady! You showed this to me, Lady
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!
(Even more cool guitar...)
Oooh Yeah! Oooh Yeah!
Halflings really matter, anyone can see...
Halflings really matter...
Halflings really matter...
To me.....
Anywhere the Ring goes....
---------------------------
The CyNic Remix
(Nic Wilkinson)
----------------------------
(Frodo)
Is this the real life?
Is this High Fantasy?
Must get the ring fried
By the end of the trilogy
Sent by the Eye, in black they ride, you'll see...
I'm just a Periann, I think it's time for tea
'Cos it's Isildur's precious gold, Elves are high, Dwarves are low.
Anywhere these Rings go, Halflings really matter to me, to me...
Gandalf, just me and Sam,
He's a bit slow in the head,
Got to Bree and still not dead.
Gandalf, wraith wound going numb,
now my life is ebbing all away
Gandalf, oooh, Boromir's a hefty guy,
And he says he needs the ring, but just to borrow,
Sau-ron, Sau-ron, now knows halflings really matter...
It's late, Elrond has come,
Didn't quite know what to say. Me and Pippin think he's gay.
Good luck ev'ry body - I've got to go
Gotta scarper while the orcs are chasing you....
Gandalf, ooooh, (Anywhere the Rings go)...people start to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never Ring-borne at all....
(Cool guitar riff.)
I hear the rumble of an icy avalanche
Saruman! Saruman! We can go through Khazad-Dum, though
Balrogs, flame and lightning, Gandalf's standing fighting, see!
Into Shadow - into shadow
Into Shadow - into shadow
Into Shadow let him go......
Mirrormere is far below - o - o - o - o - o
I'm just a Periann, only Sam loves me.
Aragorn and Boromir, Legolas and Gimli
Swore on their lives that they'd all protect me
Leave the ring and let me go. Will you let me go?
Boromir!
No, I will not let you go!
(Let him go!)
Boromir!
I will not let you go!
(Let him go!)
Boromir!
I will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me goooo!...
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Boromir, Boromir
Boromir, oh let me go!
Galadriel's got a mirror on the sideboard
For me, for me......
For MEEEEEEE!!!
(REALLY cool guitar riff.)
I think I can beat him and resist the Eye
The orcs want to stab me and leave me to die
Oh, Lady! You showed this to me, Lady
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!
(Even more cool guitar...)
Oooh Yeah! Oooh Yeah!
Halflings really matter, anyone can see...
Halflings really matter...
Halflings really matter...
To me.....
Anywhere the Ring goes....
