Maybe I'll call it 'Ostara Boy.'

[mollyringle]

You guys! I have this awesome idea for a new YA paranormal romance!

Okay, the high school girl is mesmerized by the mysterious new guy with his strangely pale hair and shy ways, right? And he's drawn to her too, and they get closer, but she notices more and more weird stuff about him. Like, he always avoids situations where eggs are present. And then one time when he can't get away in time, the eggs near him turn colors. Magically!

She confronts him in a sun-dappled forest on a spring day. He admits it. He's...The Easter Bunny!

"I think you should see what I really look like," he tells her, his voice tortured. He turns around, pulling down the top of his loose jeans. *Gasp!* He's got a fluffy little cottontail!

Scarier stuff would happen too. Like when she stumbles upon him in a hungry moment, and he's got these long rodent front teeth and is viciously biting the head off a Peeps. But I haven't worked out all the subplots.

Good, right?

Comments

[baranduin.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that you had me there until the reveal ...

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

LOL. Cool. Well, I'll see if I can think of something less absurd to explain the magically dyed eggs.

[serai1.livejournal.com]

You're a very strange person.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I squicked myself a little with this one. And probably made some Furry's day.

[mikailborg.livejournal.com]

One copy is already sold to this address.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Awesome. Hee--singularly appropriate icon!

[mariole.livejournal.com]

I will definitely buy this.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking if done right, it could be almost as good as Howard the Duck.

[gavinworld.livejournal.com]

It's certainly better than Twilight.

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

I'd certainly be happy if it sold better. But I'd have to actually write it first.

[pathvain-aelien.livejournal.com]

That. Would. Be. Awesome. :)

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Someone at least needs to make a faux movie trailer for it, I'm thinking!

[(Anonymous)]

I love it! Then she can tell him at the end that's she's really the tooth fairy!! :)

[mollyringle.livejournal.com]

Hah! Excellent twist. Never saw it coming. :)